Kids ruin everything

There was a time in my life when I did what I wanted, when I wanted, how I wanted. But then I slid one past the goalie and Bam! life was over as I knew it. Because as a parent there are some things you just can't do, like:

Keep guns in the house

Enjoy the game with a cold one

Keep sweet-ass pets in the backyard

Spend the day at the beach

Bang random whores in your car

Tourney Time

The boys from West Eastern State share their road to the big game. Sure, this is a commercial but it's pretty funny nonetheless.